The Neat Seat

A while back my niece came over to show off her new Cricut machine.  You know what that is right?  People use it to cut out shapes for scrapbooking… Kind of like a computer printer, but it cuts out paper instead.

Well, in our eagerness to test it out, I figured I needed some words for my blank blank walls.  Using plain scrapbooking paper, we made a neat seat.

My dear husband knew it was a bad idea from the get go.  “We’re not THAT artsy, Mac,” he asserted.  Yet, every time I walked into the room, it made me smile.  I kept it up for a couple of weeks.

Why neat?  I don’t know.  I guess it’s just a nice positive word with a couple different meanings.  It can mean “cool!”, or “swell!”.  Or it can just mean “tidy!”, which is also a nice idea.

It lasted until yesterday.  I was preparing for a house full of company, and realized just how out of place my “neat” was.  It’s true, we’re NOT that artsy, and I was about to have maybe 10 or 12 people in my home asking me “What’s up with the neat?”  And 10 to 12 times I would have to answer with a sort of convoluted, “I don’t know… I guess I’m just trying to be more cool…?”  And everyone would just be confused.  So, the “neat!” is about to turn into a much more mainstream “eat!” somewhere in my kitchen and dining area.

What do you think?  Should I have kept it up?  And what kind of wall art SHOULD I get over my couch?

I Believe that [Robots] are our Future…

For those of you who’ve been asking about our new family pet, I cannot imagine life without him!

Here’s a cute pic of him eating:

As much as I love my Roomba, I will admit he’s not for everyone.  Before making the order, I read, with great trepidation, every negative review amazon.com had to offer (out of the overwhelmingly positive majority).  Still, I was not dissuaded for one very important reason:  vacuuming is my least favorite chore.

I hate vacuuming MOSTLY because of the noise.  It really disturbs me on a deep level.  I always feel like somebody is lurking behind me while I vacuum, and I’d never hear them because of the noise.  I love to clean to music, but that’s impossible to do over the roar of sweeper.

I also hate just lugging the big old thing out of the cleaning closet, struggling with the cord, and my toddler running and crying in fear every time he see’s the thing.  Vacuuming is just miserable for me, and because of this, I only do it when absolutely necessary. (Like, once a month or when we’re about to have company… sometimes… if they don’t already know how trashy we are.)

Enter Roomba.  Unlike many of the negative amazon.com reviews assert, he is nowhere near the noisy roar of a traditional vacuum.  My kid is no longer terrified, my infant is endlessly entertained, and if I run him every day, my floors are cleaner than I EVER imagined they could be!

(In the pic above of my son, you can see I put a couple of the dining chairs on top of the table.  I only take this extra measure occasionally.)

Most folks will tell you that the Roomba is not necessarily a replacement for a traditional vacuum cleaner, but frankly, from what I’ve experienced (two weeks of use), if you had a really good handheld vac for upholstery and the occasional corner clean up, you’d be fine to only own a Roomba.

But, we also don’t have pets, and we don’t have any major allergies in our house.  All this to say, your mileage may very.

My traditional vacuum is 7 years old.  It’s bagless.  Though, I frequently clean it with a scrub brush, I’ve never actually CHANGED its filter.  So, it’s led a hard life, full of negligence and abuse.  That being said, I can tell you that after two cycles, our Roomba had our carpets cleaner than they’ve ever been at my hand with our old, decrepit sweeper.

As we are a SHOES ON household, I purchased the pet owner’s model of the Roomba, just because I knew we were dirtier than the average carpet dwellers.  I am astounded that even though I run it every day, and even though our carpets are brighter than they’ve ever been, it still offers me a good handful of dust mush every time it runs in our living room.  And in our bedroom, the most neglected room of the house, it fills its dust compartment EVERY time!  I wonder how many cycles it will take for these levels to start tapering off like they did in the living room.

Roomba doesn't do his best work in this little space.

There are a few flaws.  Roomba doesn’t do so great in angles smaller than 90 degrees.

He’s also just about the exact width most people keep between their couch and coffee table or their easy chair and ottoman.  I often have to go scooch these items an inch or two over, mid-cycle, to make sure Roomba has the proper clearance to get through.

Also, Roomba is most definitely a “he”, as he sure doesn’t do the task the way I would do it.  He meanders about somewhat aimlessly, getting distracted along the edge of a wall before finally coming back to the high traffic areas and circling around.  The way he goes about the job makes no sense to me, but in the end, he get’s it done, and better than I ever got it done, so I can’t nit pick about his unusual methods!

Somebody's been cleaning!

And there’s nothing so satisfying as getting up from a nap, and returning to a room full of Roomba tracks!  Yes, they reflect his odd techniques, but they’re there, and they’re pleasant!

He transitions pretty well from carpet to hard floors, and I like to use a virtual wall to keep him in my kitchen for a cycle after an especially “creative” session I’ve had in there.

He seems to know when a room is finished.  I’ve never bothered to time him, but he will spend a long time cleaning my living/dining room, compared to when I just shut him in our walk-in closet.  I also feel like he spends more time when the room is especially dirty!  It takes him FOREVER to clean our bedroom compared to the boys room, which is about equal in square footage, but not near as dusty!  In these rooms, he runs until he’s done, then just plays a happy tune and waits for me to retrieve him from the middle of the floor.  In the living room, he just returns to his dock when he’s finished.  A cycle, that, once again, seems to take less and less time the cleaner our carpets are becoming.

He does require a little bit of maintenance.  Namely, that you empty his bin and clean his brushes.  That’s about a 60 second job in my house with no pets, and since I have the pet owner’s version of the Roomba, they even sent me extra brushes, so I can just switch them out without cleaning every time.  The brush cleaning was one of the main complaints I read on amazon.com, but, to me, it seems like less work than simply winding and unwinding a vacuum cleaner cord.  Maybe it’s harder if you have a long haired siamese cat or something???

Despite my love for our new robot, I’ve heard he’s fragile and that his side brush breaks pretty frequently.  My guess, is that a lot of this depends on your space and your furniture.  In these two weeks, I’ve been watching that brush closely, and it’s not shown the sort of wear that was indicated in the most negative amazon.com reviews.  I’ve heard that if and when Roomba breaks, iRobot is not great about servicing their product, and why would they be, with hardly any competition in the robotic vacuum market?

I think competition is vital to wide acceptance and usage of robot vacuum cleaners, but when it shows up, robots are the future, baby!  This thing is like magic and unless I absolutely have to, I never want to go back to vacuuming the old way!  I give him five stars!

Would YOU try this? Thursday: Core those apples and stick candles in them!

Another happy little Pinterest find!  September is definitely the time for apples!  It’s also kind of a slow season for parties and such!  Have a get together and decorate all cute like this!  Everyone will think you’re amazing!  (Don’t forget to invite me!)

By the way… Could we do this with other fruits for other seasons???

I post this under “Would YOU try this” because, frankly, I don’t think I would!  It looks kind of hard, and like it wouldn’t really last.  The only way I would justify it would be for a fancy party, but I don’t throw any fancy parties.  Do you?  And if you do, would you decorate like this?  I know some folks that do!

Would YOU Try This? Thursday: Wear a SKIRT over a dress?! I LOVE IT!!!

I am really starting to love vintage clothes and vintage inspired clothes.  It’s kind of funny, because I’m also completely in love with sweat pants.  I actually just bought several pairs of yoga style sweat pants that say “Vintage Pants” on the label.  I don’t see how that’s at all possible, but if I can slop in my sweats but think in my mind I’m actually as stylish as Rachel, pictured above, well then!  I’ll just go with it!

But, anyway, head on over to A Beautiful Mess, and check out this little “Three ways to wear it” photo shoot they did for their Red Velvet vintage clothing business.  I had never thought of putting a wrap skirt OVER a dress like she did here, but now that I see it, I LOVE IT!

What I have seen is the opposite:  A blouse or pullover layered over a sheath dress to make it look like a skirt.   While that’s nice too, this looks much more comfortable, because, seriously, while you can’t always handle more bulk on the top half, everybody loves a full, pretty skirt!

So, tell me:  Would YOU try this???

Would YOU try this??? Thursday: Lego Wedding Bands

Head over to Etsy, and you too can get this amazing

Interlocking Ring Set.

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At first glance, I thought these were wedding bands (although, the seller doesn’t specify). It got me thinking about the crazy stuff some people try to include in their marriage ceremonies. Dogs as ring bearers, choreographed wedding processions, I even saw one where the groomsmen did the Timone and Pumba routine from The Lion King’s “Can You Feel The Love, Tonight”

My husband and I were watching some cable show a couple years ago that featured “YouTube’s Craziest Wedding Moments!!!”. After seeing a montage of different wedding parties reenacting the Thriller dance, I said, “These people are ridiculous! A wedding is no place for–” I was cut off mid-sentence when the lightsaber couple appeared on the screen. I will neither confirm or deny the existence and/or utilization of toy Star Wars lightsabers by myself, my husband, or anyone else in our wedding party during our blessed event…

I just think people shouldn’t judge the “creativity” of others.

What’s the craziest thing you’ve ever seen at a serious event?